Thursday, April 1, 2010

Dear so & so

Dear So and So...


Dear hubby,

Thanks for emptying the dishwasher without me asking. Oh, yeah and thanks for lying to me about you.know.what! You're still in trouble and I will NOT let this go :) Figured I should start out with something nice.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear toilet,

I'm sick of staring at you in disgust, clean up after yourself.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear Anxiety,

I'm over you. I hate you. I wish you never existed. 2 A.M is not a good time to show your ugly face. No one cares enough about me to break into my house and hurt me, so seriously let.it.go.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dear legs,

I'm sorry I don't take care of you. I'm sorry I use a cheap, nasty razor and soap to strip you of your shelter. I'm sorry I always forget to coat you with a tasty layer of lotion and I'm sorry I never let you see sunlight. It's partially your fault though, I realize I don't take care of you but razor bumps are not so pretty, if could you keep those to yourself and not to mention those sneaky little long hairs I always miss, not nice. If you can keep those things under control I might let you see the light of day when we go on vacation next week.



18 comments:

Dazee Dreamer said...

I really loved your letter to your legs!!!! Thanks for making my day!!!!

Meagan Frank said...

Very cute! If only those letter recipients would listen up!

liz said...

The letter to your legs could have been a letter to mine! :)

liz said...

Oh, and I grabbed your button. :)

Crayon Wrangler said...

Dear legs....HILARIOUS!!!

Sarah Lynne said...

LOL!!!

Happy Friday!! I am a New Follower!!

Have a Great Easter Weekend!!!

Oh and Check Out My Awesome Giveaways!!

Sarah

sarahsblogoffun.blogspot.com

joeandbridge said...

Hi there! Stopping in to be your newest follower from Friday Follow! Hope you can swing by mine!
Happy Easter!

Bridgette Groschen
The Groschen Goblins
www.groschengoblins.com

Sarah Lynne said...

LOL!!!

Happy Friday!! I am a New Follower!!

Have a Great Easter Weekend!!!

Oh and Check Out My Awesome Giveaways!!

Sarah

sarahsblogoffun.blogspot.com

Sarah Lynne said...

LOL!!!


Happy Friday!! I am a New Follower!!

Have a Great Easter Weekend!!!

Oh and Check Out My Awesome Giveaways!!

Sarah

sarahsblogoffun.blogspot.com

Marice said...

fun letters :)

following u from FF! Feel free to visit me here:
Life Can't Wait and Up Now and What's Next

chubskulit said...

Following from FF, have a safe and happy Easter.

Hope you can follow back, thanks!

I am Harriet said...

Stopping by via Friday Follow to say hello!

Have a great weekend :)
http://harrietandfriends.com/2010/04/heat-wave-woohoo/

Mass Hole Mommy said...

LOL! I'm stopping by from the Friday follow!

blueviolet said...

Oh geez, I shave the exact same way you do!!!

I'm a new Friday Follower!

Traci Michele said...

Hey there! Thanks for following Ordinary Inspirations.... I love this post!

You are too funny!

Traci

I'm also a new follower of your blog!

http://www.ordinaryinspirations.blogspot.com

Kel said...

Hi! Stopping by for Friday Follow. Have a great weekend!

Kel
http://betweenthelines-kam.blogspot.com

Christine said...

Cute post. It made me smile.

April: Modern-Mama said...

Love this! haha Just found your blog through the Skip to my Lou forum on Blog Frog. I seriously LOLed at this post.