Dear so & so

Dear hubby,

Thanks for emptying the dishwasher without me asking. Oh, yeah and thanks for lying to me about you.know.what! You're still in trouble and I will NOT let this go :) Figured I should start out with something nice.

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Dear toilet,

I'm sick of staring at you in disgust, clean up after yourself.

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Dear Anxiety,

I'm over you. I hate you. I wish you never existed. 2 A.M is not a good time to show your ugly face. No one cares enough about me to break into my house and hurt me, so seriously let.it.go.

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Dear legs,

I'm sorry I don't take care of you. I'm sorry I use a cheap, nasty razor and soap to strip you of your shelter. I'm sorry I always forget to coat you with a tasty layer of lotion and I'm sorry I never let you see sunlight. It's partially your fault though, I realize I don't take care of you but razor bumps are not so pretty, if could you keep those to yourself and not to mention those sneaky little long hairs I always miss, not nice. If you can keep those things under control I might let you see the light of day when we go on vacation next week.